Rants (aka Tweets) on resumes:
A resume should not be a ouija board. Your mother might not need to understand it but I do. Make your work clear.
Your resume should tell me about the teams you were on; team size; team duration; role(s) you played; tools you used. Everything else is BS.
If your resume can't hook me on the first page the following pages are doing nothing more than annoying me.
I hope to god that I never see a 3 page resume again.